Ezzat can’t sleep. One of these days he’ll make a great late night correspondent on ABC World News Tonight but until he gets into journalism school he’ll have to wrangle nightmares and wake up in cold sweats from forgetting to run coffee to table 3 at his restaurant job. Ezzat hates condiments. He often forgets to bring butter with toast or sour cream with a potato. Ezzat also hates customers but there is nothing distinctive about this in DC. He loves film and day dreams of eventually writing incredible dialogue in a character driven, extremely heady, sketch comedy but Nyquil, Benadril, and Melatonin won’t let him. He’s currently the only one awake in a small sleepy town west of Fairfax, VA. Check out his film reviews and write-ups on mudsugar.com.